Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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