We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think your dad took our porno
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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