got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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