Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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