All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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