You work out of a Hotel?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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