just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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