you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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