Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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