I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We just shotgunned beers for America
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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