Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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