no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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