HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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