I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When are your genitals available?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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