he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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