Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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