doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We need to rekindle our bromance
this just has baby written all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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