can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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