I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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