I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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