I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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