i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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