not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Boobs are out for the taking
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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