Welp...herpes.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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