Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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