Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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