God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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