David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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