is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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