We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My feet surprised me
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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