Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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