that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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