I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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