but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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