Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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