I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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