This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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