rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
My balls are so social today.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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