so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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