you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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