p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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