Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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