So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
try to milk me bitch
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