I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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