Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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