I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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