Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have already put on my inside pants.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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