When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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