Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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