Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize