You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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