I like to think it a success when the cops are called
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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its like you know when i get waxed
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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