Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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