I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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