there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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you never un-have a 4some
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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