WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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